Warning: This section contains sexual references. Do not read it if you think it will make you uncomfortable, and keep in mind that it is all in good humor.

  1. Goku: "Vegita, you should reconsider. Knight to C-6 allows for mate in 14 moves."
  2. Goku: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."
  3. Goku: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"
  4. Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."
  5. Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
  6. Goku: "I'm converting to Judaism."
  7. Goku: "Did you know that in some countries in Africa, children don't even have enough food to live?"
  8. Goku: "Chi-chi, for our anniversary, I got reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in town. Afterwards, we can take luxuriously calm carriage ride through the park, and retire in the hot springs of Hakone."
  9. Goku: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"
  10. Goku: "How would you like to go on a field trip... In my pants!?"
  11. Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
  12. Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
  13. Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"
  14. Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."
  15. Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"
  16. Gohan: "Why are almost all of these quotes about sex?"
  17. Goten: "I can't get any play!"
  18. Goten: "My spider sense is tingling! Did anybody order a web-slinger?"
  19. Goten: "Yes, I'll admit it. I was using our internet connection to download at pornography."
  20. Chi-chi: "Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
  21. Chi-chi: "C'mon Goku, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
  22. Chi-chi: "Goku, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."
  23. Chi-chi: "Oh, I've got an idea. Goku, why don't you go battle that villain who blew up half the Earth, and why don't you accompany your father, Gohan."
  24. Mr. Popo: "Kami-sama, after much thought, I've decided to join the Nation of Islam."
  25. Mr. Popo: "No, I won't rebuild your palace for you again, Kami 'I won't get my precious little green hands dirty' sama."
  26. Kami-sama: "Actually, I never really liked that 'Goku' character from day one."
  27. Kami-sama: "If only I had a woman..."
  28. Vegita: "This blush really accentuates my cheekbones."
  29. Vegita: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'Saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless."
  30. Vegita: "You know what they say about guys will big foreheads..."
  31. Vegita: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid."
  32. Vegita: "Goku, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Oh, I'm so sorry."
  33. Vegita: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
  34. Vegita: "I really ought to see a barber."
  35. Vegita: "Wow, pulling nose hairs is tremendously painful!"
  36. Vegita: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."
  37. Vegita: "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... SHOP!"
  38. Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."
  39. Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses!"
  40. Brolly: "They don't call me 'the muscles from Brussels' for nothing."
  41. Paragus: "Hey, Brolly, get this! Your name resembles the word Broccoli, and mine resembles Asparagus! Guess we have more in common than being father and son, eh?"
  42. Kuririn: "I am SO sexy."
  43. Kuririn: "All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here and now!"
  44. Kuririn: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less stressful life."
  45. Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
  46. Kuririn: "If you're looking to talk about the nasty, call 1-900..."
  47. Mutenroshi: "Kuririn, please. I'm not interested in lurid pictures of women."
  48. Mutenroshi: "No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through."
  49. Mutenroshi: "If you think I'm good looking now, you've gotta see me with my shades on."
  50. Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"
  51. Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"
  52. Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"
  53. Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conversative, brunette look."
  54. Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
  55. Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
  56. Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."
  57. Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"
  58. Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii."
  59. Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!"
  60. Dende: "I feel like doing something really evil."
  61. Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."
  62. Cell: "Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"
  63. Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."
  64. Cell: "Onigiri, enough for everyone! I made them myself!"
  65. Cell: "You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color."
  66. Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner! That is what I'd really like to be..."
  67. Buu: "Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around."
  68. Nappa: "Am I cute or what?"
  69. Nappa: "If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men™, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late!"
  70. Radditz: "My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios."
  71. Radditz: "It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff."
  72. Captain Ginyuu: "Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square."
  73. Captain Ginyuu: "At first I thought that these horns would prevent me from ever landing a model career, but after I got my headshots at "Andy's Headshots" things rapidly picked up pace!"
  74. Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"
  75. Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore."
  76. Kaio-sama: "Did any of you see Seinfeld last night? Now THAT was funny!"
  77. Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."
  78. Kaio-sama: "Kaio can't think of another quote to put here and he is getting tired of updating this section."